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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
“I promise”, “I am sorry”, and “I love you” all have eight letters, but then again, so does “bullshit”.
How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
Pizza will never tell you to apologize to your mother in law
There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.
It’s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those ... Wait ... Two. I have 2 kids.
The best way to a woman`s heart is by saying three words - You lost weight.
Although tequila is highly toxic, it can be used to dissolve the friend zone.
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
Hugh Hefner dead at age 91. With the amount of Viagra that guy must have been taking, good luck closing that casket lid.
You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren’t in the database.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......