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I spend most of my money on beer and cigarettes.. The rest I just waste.
Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset...
I feel like a piece of corn in the digestive tract of life ~ I`m going through a lot of crap but I`m sure I`ll come out whole.
Christmas is all about getting your entire dysfunctional family under one roof, hoping the cops don`t get called and nobody gets arrested.
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
If being lazy paid, damn dude I must be a billionaire.
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
May you have a prosperous New Year. I may need to borrow money.
I wouldn`t consider myself someone that litters but I do turn on my windshield wipers while im driving down the road to get rid of that useless flyer some idiot put on my car when I quickly run into the store.
If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
I`ve found a new coping mechanism....................COOKIES!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
Some people walk into your life and leave footprints on your heart. Some people walk into life and make you want to leave footprints on their face
I`m trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it`s hard........so hard......