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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
The only "B" word you should call a woman is "beautiful"... B!tches love being called beautiful.
that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who`s shampooing their shoulder hair? ... please come forward.
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw.
People who walk in front of the theatre screen while you`re watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude.
Overheard at grocery: Paper or plastic, sir? Doesn’t matter. Im bisacksual.
i`m my own therapist...which explains so much.
Falling out of bed the fun way. Oh wait, there isn`t a fun way....
The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
Wow, that Macy`s parade is crazy! The Kanye West float just cut off Snoopy and said Woodstock can fly better!