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Someone should use screen recording software to record an entire day’s worth of working on spreadsheets and post it to YouTube so that I can play it full screen and pretend like I’m working.
I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
May the bridges I burn light the way.
I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.
Remeber that time we came to work and we were excited? Me neither.
There just isn`t enough make-up in this world to cover up crazy.
When nobody`s home, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house.
m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
Why do I even have unlimited texting?
Sometimes, I question my sanity ... Sometimes, it replies
Jail is just the government`s way of sending you to your room.
Is there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?
Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.