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You seem to love cocktails... or part of it.
I wonder how many dads named their sons Luke just so they can say "Luke, I am your father."....
I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you`ll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
I have a few skeletons in my closet. But, every single one of them deserved it.
Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
It`s Sunday or as I like to call it, "No pants day".
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.
Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for — in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
If the government shutdown effected alcohol or internet porn they`d have this sh!t fixed by tomorrow morning.
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.
Did we try giving the government a snickers?