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It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
It’s amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don’t like them.
Some people should be very grateful I don`t have mob connections.
I think my guardian angel drinks.
Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
I followed my heart...now I`m at the liqour store
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
The only part I like about doing laundry is saying I`ve got a big load
You’ll never be as young as you are now.
I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my debit card goes through.
If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
I hate people who take drugs......like the police.
I am so clever sometimes I don`t even understand what I`m saying.
I want to meet the guy whose complaint led to cashiers asking me if it`s okay if they put the receipt in my bag.