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You can stop lifting weights now; it’s actually your personality that nobody likes.
If I work up the courage to tell you I love you...the least you can do is introduce yourself to me dammit.
If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
People who don`t know what they want should not use the drive thru!
ALCOHOL! Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so.
Jealously is something you’re good at when you suck at everything else.
WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don`t f*cking care
**TORNADO WARNING** Everyone head to Giants Stadium. Safest place to avoid a touch down.
There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
A shark will only attack you if you’re wet.
Punctuality is a waste of time since no one is ever there to appreciate it.
A lot of times I wonder if people think my girlfriend is only with me for my money.....but I am always reassured by the fact that I don`t have any money..........or a girlfriend....
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, never mind, you will know who you are soon enough.
Water is so good when it`s mixed with grains and yeast, fermented and then distilled and aged.
I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.