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People will do odd things to get even.
My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
Singing passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: Not so much.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal.
Never trust anyone who says “Im not supposed to tell anyone but”
Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
I`m not the type of person you want to put on speakerphone.
There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars.
My pants are 75% off.
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well.
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
Some people are good listeners. Mostly, though, they`re just nodding and thinking about bacon.
I don’t know who or what is doing it, but one day I will find the thing that continues to steal one sock and destroy it.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!!!!