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Tomorrow is International "Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull" Day. Get involved. Don`t question it.
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
I`m not crazy, I`m just special!!...No, wait...Maybe I am crazy. One second...I have to talk to myself about this, hold on...
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.
There’s nothing like having a long to-do list to make me feel like doing absolutely nothing.
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
Nothing says "I love you" like my cat aggressively bathing itself immediately after I pet her.
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
I want you to know that whatever problems you`re having, I`m here to read about it on Facebook
You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.
I start every morning with a simple affirmation: I will not murder anyone today.
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
It`s time to admit that as a species, we are just not ready for 4-way stops