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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.
I don`t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!
String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It’s like you get to undress it.
honestly I`ve never seen a tombstone that read "died from not forwarding a text to 10 people"
I just ended a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn`t mine.
Zombies only eat brains. You’re safe.
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
I`m pretty sure there`s a chip in my car that turns all traffic lights RED...
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
Never piss off the person that cooks your dinner ... EVER!
Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies.
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve.