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Looking for one night stand! Probably need two! I have a lot of books
My horoscope started with `are you sitting down?`
10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
Life would be so much better if there were piñatas strategically placed throughout my day.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
Good thing Jan Brady`s older sister wasn`t named Beetlejuice
I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity........thats how rich I want to be.
Relationships, Marriages, work and children are what keep alcohol companies in business.
I was the hot single in my area the whole time.
At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
When the machines rise up against the humans, just pray to your God that you`re nowhere near a dildo factory.
Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)