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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Women are always complaining that men are messy by leaving clothes layin around…..That’s because women take up all the closets
I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?
Just knowing that I have successfully pissed you off again makes my day.
It`s ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either.
My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, so I invited All of her Friends over and made them clean the house.
Taught a man how to buy fish ... So much easier.
The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch.
keep scrolling I`ve got nothing....
I`m motivated by a need to leave something meaningful in the world & a profound desire to shove it in the face of anyone who`s rejected me.
I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD
Isn’t it funny how people that talk too much also have annoying voices?