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You cant ask "What do you mean by that?" without sounding pissed off
A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
I`m so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign And before that ... we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that sh!t.
Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn`t say the decisions I made were good.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
When it`s raining I don`t work, when its sunny I don`t work, when its cloudy I call in sick!
Experience is what you get, when you don`t get what you want
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ... it`s cuz you have really nice tits.
If only my goals were to be poor, lazy and out of shape.
My son said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7,,, and now I`m terrified to go into the bathroom.
If it`s the thought that counts ... Then I should probably be in jail
Folks, there`s no need to say GOODNIGHT on Facebook. NO ONE will be thinking " hey where did they go".