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My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet as long as I don`t eat anything else today and tomorrow.
Trail mix is just a reminder of how much better it would`ve been if I just ate a bag of M&M`s!
People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented
You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
Once your pants catch fire, the fact that you`re lying becomes less important.
Did you know that one minute of kissing burns 26 calories? No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny.
"May the 4th" be with you!
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
just realised SATURDAY has the word TURD in it
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
Why do they call a status a status if it already happened? I mean, shouldnt it be called History?
I wish the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial would ride his motorcycle through my town.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
My body needs a refresh button.