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Sometimes all you need is $100,000
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.
I`m more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
My bank is the worst. They`re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can`t even afford to be broke.
I`ve decided that I`m an ass man. Don`t get me wrong, horses are beautiful. They just aren`t as cute as donkeys.
This company doesn`t know how much of an asset I am.. Or an ass-sit. They really should pay more attention.
I was told that I had an alcohol problem, but I think me and Captain Morgan have it figured out..
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, You`re never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
I`m undecided about which pants to wear today...Smarty of Fancy?
? Single ? Taken ? Depends on who`s asking.
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously it`s a girl because it won`t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V "Tuesday"
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...