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I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
Some people should be very grateful I don`t have mob connections.
Be friend with stupid people.., feel like genius all the time
People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
I`m so sick and tired of my light weight friends who can`t handle their alcohol...Last night , they dropped me 3 times when carrying me out of the bar!
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!!
I`ve decided!! I’m giving up my New Years resolutions for Lent.
I`ve given up on giving up.
I haven`t owned a watch for I don`t know how long.
Irony is paying a therapist to listen to how you don’t like talking to other people.
Elevators are so stupid. They have a button for the floor I`m already on.