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I`m at the "what can I make with green beans and cake mix" stage of needing groceries
Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn`t just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes. Not the best idea a man ever had ;)
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
Well, THAT Jehovah`s Witness isn`t going to forget anytime soon what they witnessed when I answered the door.
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
For someone who can`t put on a pair of socks without falling over, I sure do manage to get a lot done every day.
What am I taking to the Family Thanksgiving feast? Tupperware.
I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode.
I was trying to think of something really deep to post on Facebook this morning. The Mariana Trench comes to mind.
If two donuts are stuck together it counts as one right?