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I am trying my very best to get into the holiday spirit but I cant open the damn bottle.
Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a row boat ... and taking the tartar sauce with you.
I try to get in at least 30 minutes of talking about exercise every day.
Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber were both answers on Jeopardy tonight. The end is near........
Hoodie Footie Pajamas from Pajamagram; because nothing tells a girl you love her like giving her something to cover up her body from head to toe before she gets in your bed.
That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
I took a sexual harassment course today, I think this is actually something I might be pretty good at
College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
If cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can I, dammit!
never realized how awkward it is to study the reproductive system in a coffee shop.. until now.
You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
So far I’ve spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel.
If you have a Selfie Stick Pro, go back two spaces.