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Sometimes, I`ll start a text with "lol" if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, "lol it`d be cool if you moved out."
Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it “selective participation.”
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
Why put off `til tomorrow what you can premeditate today.
Psychology — Even trying to spell it correctly screws with your head.
It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much stuff to carry.
Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them… I do.
If only I did everything with the same precision in which I craft my sandwiches.
the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages
A woman’s anger is like a check engine light; there’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
Saw a chameleon today, so I`m assuming it wasn`t a very good one.
I get butterflies in my stomach every time I eat butterflies.
I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn’t find a pair anywhere.