Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Sometimes you run into people who change your life forever ... Bartenders, they are called bartenders.
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics...So glad I found you all.
My New Year`s resolution for 2014 is to do something about my procrastination.
One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
im like the government: i spend money on things that aren`t important, and spend most of my time trying to explain to people why i need them.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
You call them French Fries…I call them Edible Ketchup Shovels.
If you come to myspace and twitter about my yahoo, can I google over your facebook?
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
Whenever I get a message that begins with “Hey Stranger” I know I’m about to be asked for a favor by someone I don’t want to help.
Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
Sometime you have to hand it to short people ... because they can`t reach.
After I die, there are some people I’m going to haunt the sh!t out of.