Daily Silly Status

Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.

Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)

OH NO !,,,,,,,,, I just realized I can`t stop calling the addiction hotline....

I used to dream about becoming an astronaut. Now I just dream that there`s still time before the alarm goes off.

I just wanted you all to know that I’m leaving Facebook. This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a ton of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humor and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So... see you after breakfast

There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.

The male version of a tramp stamp should be called a douche tag.

I`ve started to make a fresh start in 2015, so if I owe you money, too bad.

For most things there’s MasterCard For everything else there’s Vodka

Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?

Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?

The toughest decision I will make today is bottle or draft.

facebooked yo mama!!!

Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa

If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.