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Let`s sleep in until it`s time to go to bed again
4 out of 5 dentists agree that 1 out of 5 dentists is just doing it for the attention.
When you upload photos to Fb, i`d appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends ... It makes stalking them MUCH easier, thank you!
I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn`t be called nachos.
Honestly, I’ver never see anyone fall because of a banana.
If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
"is Pepsi ok?" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny
I think instead of doing laundry I`m just going to buy a second hamper...
I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
Haters can hate all they want... they don`t affect my money.
I`d get lost less frequently if GPS would say "no, your other left."
Did you know , that if you use asterisk , you can do anything you want ? * gets on a t-rex and gallops away into the sunset *
Ugh... Seriously? If I get ONE more sexual advance on facebook, that will be.. like... a first.