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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
If you could have all of Bill Gates` money or world peace, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
Four words that I never want to hear: we`re out of beer
My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-a$$ing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?
A group of toddlers is called a migraine
Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren`t happy.
How come there are never any restrooms in my dreams
You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I heard recently on the radio that, "If a man looks at womens breasts for 10 mins a day he will add 5 years to his life".. Can anyone confirm this?!! If so what are we waiting for?
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