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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
Don`t hate me because I think I`m beautiful.
The real trouble with reality is that there´s no background music
I think pet shops should give a free laser pointer with every Cat purchase.
Yes we`re friends on facebook but that`s where it ends, stop trying to talk to me in real life... mom
You`re from my dreams... Or nightmares. I can`t decide which.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
Why is it that when my wife refers to her friends as "girlfriends" its normal but when i call my male friends "boyfriends" i lose my friends?
Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
Everyone, please... a moment of silence for all my married friends who have a shared Facebook account.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it`s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!!
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
I dont care how you live your life, so just let me live mine. Yeah whatever.