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You feel naked without your phone, I feel naked without my clothes.
The recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees,” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
We`re all here because we`re not all there...
She might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty`s only a light switch away.
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word.
Remember…it’s only embarrassing if you care what people think.
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
Some people just need to be clothes lined
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer
Well, I`m going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
I`ve been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat
Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight...
Played Naked Twister last night and man, did it get RAUNCHY!....I can`t imagine what it would be like with other people.