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If running away from my problems counts as exercise then yes, I work out a lot.
I hate it when people come to MY house, knock on MY door then have the nerve to ask me why I`m not wearing pants.
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
Lots of us suffer in silence. You should try it.
My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
If you have fewer than 25 FB friends. Please unfriend me because thats just embarassing and I dont want to be on your "loser" list.
Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You`ll know what I mean.
It`s everyone`s favorite holiday season where we try to guess if that was a firework or gunshot
I understand vampires being invisible in mirrors, but what the hell happens to their clothes?
You dont know sh!t about pressure until you`re the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you
No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.
Meaningless statistics are up 17% today
The older I get the better I used to be.