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A wise man, will often say nothing
There are a thousand better ways to spend your time and yet here you are with me.
My birthday is coming up. I dont like to think of it as getting older I like to think of it as experience points.
Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
"Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
To-Do List: Nothing [?]
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
If you love someone , let them go. If they dont come back, call them up later when your drunk and see wtf is going on.
Tired of those Political Ads on television?...... You may be entitled to compensation.
The hardest question of the weekend.. can or bottle?
Don`t pick on Aquaman! The crime rate underwater is pretty damn low the last time I checked.
4/20? More like 1/5. Stupid stoners forgot how to reduce their fractions.
I was going to do a time travelling joke but you guys didn`t like it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the boss snuck out early, so I left too.
Trying to be less negative but it`ll never work.