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never be afraid to wipe twice
I am currently unsupervised ... I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless!
It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don`t want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."
my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
You think Iām mean? If only you knew what I say in my head.
I didn`t sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Half way to work I realized I forgot my car.
I got a little package in the mail today. For some reason it just reminded me of my ex.
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I`m just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
Picking up someone at a bar when you`re drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn`t want
Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I`d probably have done better if they`d specified that they didn`t mean by tickling.
Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I`m left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that`s cheating?
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss