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Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
When I`m bored I like to dress in a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks.
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
Someone told me the camera adds 10 pounds and I was like why would anyone eat a camera you idiot?
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
I hardly know you…. but, Facebook says it’s your birthday, so happy birthday!
Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"
My talent is being wasted, if that counts as a talent.
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?
Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.
If there`s a "Mr." in front of your cat`s name you`re going to die alone.
I dont hate you but, if you put `just about to jump off a cliff` as your facebook statuses i would poke you