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Good thing all the `Five and Ten` stores closed... They were nickle and diming us to death.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
"No! Don`t go into the church! Nooo!" ... "Honey, what movie are you watching?" ... "Our wedding video."
Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
I used to care what you thought of me, then I remembered what I thought of you.
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
If I could be any animal I`d pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja.
If someone found a legit way to make penises bigger, no one would believe them.
Whoever said "What goes around, comes around", never passed around a bag of Doritos......................
Marriage teaches you forgiveness, compromise and tons of other things you wouldn`t need if you`d stayed single.
Step aside coffee… this is a job for booze.
Women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system.