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In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
I know I should lift weights, but those things are heavy!!
When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her, calm down, it`s not what you think...
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
Alcohol doesn`t make you fat, it makes you lean..........against tables, chairs, walls, and garbage cans.
An apple a day will keep anyone away ... if thrown hard enough.
no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
"American Pie" ruined it for any kid that actually does have an amazing story from band camp.
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
Actually told a girl who`s moving to France soon that "there`s lots of French people over there". It`s a wonder how I can even bathe myself.
SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.