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If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you`ll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
This day needs more tomfoolery!
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your house. Those bastads live forever.
A drunk man walks into a bar...but enough about me...
I`m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
"Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
Ironing boards are just surf boards that gave up their dreams and got real jobs.
When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one is that happy
Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because Iām a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever.
How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a$$hole.
Don`t be that guy that goes around saying "Don`t Be That Guy."
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.