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It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quit, cause nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, The Darlins, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara. The only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk!
Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
Can someone else be a sex symbol today? ... My good T-shirt is still in the wash...
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
When ur mom Calls and u have a party at ur house you; shut up!! Answers phone you; hi mommy!
Word for today: Dipshidiot
Never run after a man or a bus, there is always another one coming.
Would the 2 Sonic dudes just get it over with and kiss already
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
Because it`s the season to give thanks, I would just like to say....you`re welcome.
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.