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i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
Do you ever get up in the morning and look in the mirror and say, "that can`t be right"?
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket .. I´d miss you alot and think of you often.
"Please don`t do this." - my voice mail greeting
There`s a word for people like you and that word is "leave."
just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.
Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.
People who eat grapes are impatient alcoholics
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
They`re all cop cars when you`re this high.