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Whatever I did to make you hate me, Iād like to know. I have other people I can use that on.
A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
Why am I single? Answer me. . . ANSWER ME YOU STUPID CATS!!!
Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Why didn`t you text me? I`ll never call you back. Like, ever. You`d have better luck with a telegram.
When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from Google know it`s urgent.
These kids next door to me need to quit yelling. I`m about to wake up their mom and send her back over there.
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
I hate people who say "Age is just a number" ā Age is clearly a word.
If there is enough room to spell `bootylicious` on the back of your shorts...it probably isn`t
Iām at the age where all my posts start with the phrase āIām at the age where.ā
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
I hate when I`m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
Iām so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones.