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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security.
I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If your interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.
According to physics heat makes matter expand.....therefore I don`t have a weight problem....I`m just hot
My local hairdresser just got arrested for selling drugs. Unbelievable! I`ve been her customer for 10 years and had no clue she was a hairdresser!
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
if a guy tells you you`re ugly ; he wants you, if a girl tells you your ugly; she`s jealouse, if you a kid tells you your`re ugly..... you`re ugly.
I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Studies show than men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. See, it`s a survival thing.
Be the type of gentleman that holds the door open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.
Being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible
believes saying "hi" with a big smile can brighten anyone´s day ... even those who give you the middle finger for cutting them off in traffic.
If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don’t f*cking deserve string cheese.
I like to read magazines about parenting. That way, I can learn all the things my parents did wrong and I can go back to them and say "See? This is the reason I am like I am."