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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
My fake plant died because I didn`t pretend to water it
I`ve learned to take life as it comes...straight with no chaser.....
I accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn`t look stupid.
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
There`s really no telling how successful I could have been if the internet hadn`t been invented...
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
"Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
Vaginas are like the weather. When it`s wet, it`s time to go inside.
Hey rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year.
I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.