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Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest.
He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you`re interrupting!
Lord, it`s me... Can you close your eyes for a couple minutes while I deal with a slight problem?
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
Gift cards are still the best way to say "I`m too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you`ll buy drugs if I give you cash."
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
You never really know if you`re over someone until you`re in the car and they`re in the crosswalk.
Chillin: the art of doing nothing without being bored.
I wasn´t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel