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That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
Wow! Sit-Downs are way easier than Sit-Ups!
Let`s lay in bed all day & trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge
RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the guy to ask.That`s why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson.
Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
My problem is that all food is comfort food
The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it`s full of ceiling fans.
Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
Just burned 3 calories typing this with my thumb muscles. #fitness
I google myself sometimes just to know what the hell I`m up to. ;)