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I have a hidden talent......I really wish I could find it!
Our parents always taught us NOT to write on walls... Facebook teaches us differently
Roses are red vilouts are blue your moms beautiful what happened to you!
Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
Tonight`s good mood is sponsored by ... Beer!!
The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I`ve never sympathized more with women in my life.
Saying you like one political party over another, is like saying one filthy whore is prettier than the other filthy whore.
Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they`ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what`s really going on
Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
Relationship has 12 letters, but then again so does alcohollllll
The longer a Woman takes to get ready, the easier it is to piss her off.. it`s Science