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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
Ever seen a person so disgusting you hold your breath when you walk by them? Yea I have.
I never thought I’d be the kind of person who’d wake up early in the morning to exercise... and I was right.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
What’s the answer to this question?
I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
This patience thing takes forever.
If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it`s considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it`s called "cheating."
Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? "It`s open."
If lemons hand you life, you’re probably dyslexic
If I was stuck on a desert island with only one record, I would want it to be the record for being able to swim the farthest.
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.
My boss yelled at me yesterday "It`s the fifth time you`ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it`s Friday?"…