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"Just be yourself" doesn`t work if you suck.
Summer vacation: Where you drink triple, see double and act single.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Life is better when you can share it with a friend that has the same sick, twisted personality as yourself.
I`m the crazy bitch you`ll never forget.
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren`t there.
I don`t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status to "single." I fight with my parents but you don`t see me change my status to "orphan."
Went for a mile run today. Stupid Ice Cream Man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.
I gave my cat 7up, now it has 16 lives
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter.