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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch.
What idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?
can´t seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
When does paying taxes get shut down? Asking for everyone with a job.
One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn`t then have to know them the rest of your life.
Seems like I can`t go anywhere in my house without somebody recognizing me.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
Why did they send me to this white room? Do they think I`m crazy? Do they think I`m ...HOLY CRAP THE WALLS ARE FLUFFY!!!
I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.
If at first you don`t succeed, find out where she lives.
I`m known all over the world for my exaggerations.
I`m fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest any of you in despair and disappointment?
Good thing I`m judged on my actions and not my thoughts.