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Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
It appears that autocorrect has become my worst enema.
I`ve got good news and bad news. The good news is this status is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing.
Marriage, because sometimes ruining a person`s life takes serious commitment.
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
You should have been a chicken and just went home.
There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
Where does Peter Pan have his lunch? At Wendy`s.
Why are Doctors so afraid of apples?
Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?
My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn`t act the way he wanted.
That moment when you realize the object of #WeightWatchers is NOT see who can score the most points...
I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn`t follow it up with "you`re making a scene."
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.