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That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
To be Frank, I`ll have to change my name.
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Does anyone have like twenty thousand dollars they don’t want? Asking for myself.
My neighbour has diabetes and now she won`t make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.
I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder.
Have you ever been cutting a piece of pager with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world?
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I’d like to think a beer is the way to go.
I read that taking a long, hot bath can help with managing stress. Unfortunately my boss doesn`t approve.
Can you shut up now?! Because talking to you sounds less appealing then playing leapfrog with unicorns.
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills,with a rubber band around it...I found the rubber band....
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.