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Between Criminal Minds, CSI, Law and Order, Castle, and Monk...I am now fairly confident I can get away with pretty much anything.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it`s doubtful you`d advise me to be "on it".
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
I`m drinking like there`s snow tomorrow.
You call it free samples, I call it a free all you can eat buffet.
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
Oh honey, you`re not pretty enough to be that stupid
"Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?" -chickens
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
If you cut your child`s sandwich into squares instead of triangles, you suck at parenting...