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If anyone tells you that you drink to much on the weekends. Stop talking to them...you don`t need that kind of negativity in your life
It`s a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
We have so much in common. You want to travel and I want you to go.
I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
The only reason I keep my land line is for the eventuality that this is The Matrix.
The key to my heart is shaped like a bottle opener.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of crap.
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it`s not their own.
I drive safer when there`s food on my passenger seat than when there`s a person sitting there.
Sometimes you just see a post and think, "Yup it`s your own fault."