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Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you
"They Dared Me To" should be a legitimate excuse in a Court of Law.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
If your lawyer has a ponytail, you`re going to jail
Selfie... Because it`s important to realize that it`s not the photographer who is making you look ugly.
The guy who decided how to spell bologna was clearly in over his head.
Male or female, no one f*cks with you if you put your lipstick on like The Joker.
When I was little my dad had me convinced that the Ice Cream truck only played music when it was sold out. Well played Dad, well played.
never tell a lie...unless it is true
At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
I bet people who like their own statuses wink at themselves in the mirror too.
What would I give the woman who has everything? Well, my phone number for a start.
If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair.
I think I may be getting harder to love.
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.