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I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
I can tell you nice things but they`ll all be about me.
Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it`s strapped to the top of someone`s car.
I`m not always rude. Sometimes I`m sleeping.
Sometimes I feel like people I know are just using me for my likes.
Most days the best thing about my job is that my chair spins
I`m sorry, all I hear is your perfume
I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.
The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions just reaffirms how unoriginal all my problems are.
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads.
And Jesus said, those footprints on the beach where two sets become one, that`s where I unfollowed you.
Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby.
I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!
If you fall, I`ll be there - Floor
I`m gonna just take a quick nap before I go to bed.