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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
Can`t wait `til I`m old enough to pretend I can`t hear.
roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
The only thing wrong with eary mornings is being awake.
Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.
Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I`m affordable" instead of "I`m adorable".
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
Facebook should win an Emmy for Best Daytime Dramas.
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be “doesn’t know how to follow directions.”
It’s not you. It’s me finally realizing that you’re terrible.
I have a stalker. Everywhere I go, she`s always there, 10 paces ahead of me...
If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time.
My dog is eating. I`m sitting next to her, staring intently at her, making her obviously uncomfortable. Yeah, how`s THAT feel, mutt?