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Do you know what would really be fun? ... No really.. If you know, tell me.. I`m bored to death.
Maybe vodka is addicted to me
Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
Sometimes when I`m bored, I pick out a girl from my list of FB friends that I`ve never actually met and then go back on her timeline and like every single post she made in like 2009......That should freak her out a bit...
I`m so sick and tired of my light weight friends who can`t handle their alcohol...Last night , they dropped me 3 times when carrying me out of the bar!
I’ve been searching for my stolen bed. And I won’t rest until I find it.
Step aside coffee, this job is going to take hard liquor.
I`m bored, I think I`ll ask my boyfriend if I look fat. - women
"Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven`t slept in a week!
Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.
I don’t trust public opinion polls because they don’t take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots.
*pulls shirt back down* I guess I don`t understand what a flash mob actually is.
It`s always best to fart when there`s a baby on the bus. They always get the blame.
Another year has passed. I`ve just about given up on the Mayans.
Saw a wasp in a spider web and I don`t know who to root for.