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A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
It saddens me to say that after tasting this homemade whiskey/nacho cheese ice cream, I’ve found not all dreams are meant to be followed.
The first rule of Right Club is that your wife is the only member of Right Club
My tricks aren`t for kids.
Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You`re welcome
What do you call a black woman with braces?... A Black and Decker P@cker Wrecker!
If "The Breakfast Club" were made today, it would be a silent film about 5 kids staring at their phones.
Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.
Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner.
I don`t lift so maybe I`m wrong about this, but I feel like Popeye might be focusing on his forearms too much.
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray.
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
I won employee of the month!!!…. again! I love being self employed.