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That awkward moment when im in the Airport, I walk through the metal detector, and my abs of steel set it off
My resolution last year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
My internet goes out more than I do.
Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
When one door closes, another one opens.... That`s when you realize that you`ve bought a really bad second hand car.
You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that crap.
Installing home security cameras seemed like a great idea but explaining my dance offs with the dog was something I should`ve considered.
I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?”
Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
Global warming is now thought to be a leading cause of documentaries.