Daily Silly Status

If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke breaks a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.

Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.

India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.

HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T

Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.

If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot” ...you`re wasting everybody’s time.

With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!

Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?

Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....

Dear God, I´ve been very good today, no grumpy thoughts, no swearing and I haven´t been mean at all, but I´m about to get up now and I may need your help :)

How can I trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?

Make librarians cry by calling it a Book Museum while taking pictures with your iPad.

I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.

Since light travels faster than sound, isn`t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

I`ll never need a shrink as long as my wife keeps pointing out whats wrong with me...