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Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she’s laughing at your junk.
I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.
"Please don`t put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends" - Every baby
Groundhog Day, Just walked outside and saw my shadow, It`s now official, Six more weeks of dieting :/
A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
Thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook, even though is was solely so I could gain full access to your profile and judge your life choices.
Step aside coffee, this job is going to take hard liquor.
Why get married when you can just drive into oncoming traffic?
Let`s drink till this day makes some sort of sense.
What idiot decided it should be my foot`s asleep instead of coma toes?
I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out
There`s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she`s super hot trip on her high heels.