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To those girls who always put"CRYING" at the end of every status, seriously what do you expect us to do, inbox you a tissue?
Are nap dates a thing? Because that`s something I can work with...
Before you decide to spend less time on social media... make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
I just broke my record for most days lived.
You can`t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.
My first crush was in kindergarten. I instantly knew I was doomed when she colored Neatly and Perfectly inside every line with a smug, superior smile
I woke up praying McDonald`s would still be serving breakfast but I just missed it by 6 hours.
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me.
Given enough coffee, I believe I could rule the world.
I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren`t we helping to find them?
My dog takes so long to sh!t I can`t believe he`s not out there playing Candy Crush.
Iām trying to read a book about how to relax, but I keep falling asleep